(While waiting on a bridge over the lake they are doing construction on, you could feel it bouncing) “Is this bridge gonna crack?!”
“I was wiggly at nap time, I might be a roly poly.”
Taste Testing the Apple Butter: “It’s really good, REALLY GOOD.”
(While riding in the car, unfortunately she has my downfall of getting car...
Category Archives: Funny Things
Emmagail’s One Liners V. 18
Our Weekend..
Saturday we spent the entire day doing fun things with the kids, we went out for lunch, played at the park, went to see Toy Story 3 and then came home to swim some..I wish we had more time like that together..just the 4 of us.
Ella only THOUGHT she wanted to swing..that lasted all of...
Emmagail’s One Liners V.17
“Mimi, you have a spider web in your nose!”
“My butt is tickley.”
To My Sister.. “Are those shoes, sketchers?” Ashley, “No. How do you know what sketchers are?”
Emmagail, “Because I saw them on TV” Ashley, “Mimi has some sketchers that help make her butt look good.”
Emmagail to my mom later, “Mimi, didi said your sketchers make...
My Sister’s Wedding..
So ya, I still haven’t gotten around to that anniversary post I promised so instead, I’ll post pictures from what we did on our anniversary. My sister got married, same day and same minister we used..Emmagail was the flower girl..she danced down the isle, literally, twirling her feet and flipping her dress as she dropped...
Emmagail’s One Liners V.16
“I tooted daddy.” Luke says “Why?” Emmagail says “Sometimes they just fall out.”
Emmagail and Luke argued over what $1 can buy and she said you just need $1 and he said that won’t even buy a candy bar and she said “i hope that’s not the truth! just LISTEN to ME dad!”
Emmagail made some “fresh...
Emmagail’s One Liners V.15
Emmagail told ashley “I came out of my momma and called my name Emmagail.”
She was trying to get me to let her stay the night with my mom last night and i said ‘Emmagail I don’t want to talk about it right now.” and she turned to my mom and whispered..
“she don’t wanna talk about...
Emmagail’s One Liners V.14
Luke was telling Ella to get out of something and Emmagail says, “Maybe she’s not gettin’ out ’cause she don’t want to get out. Let’s see, Baby! Get out.” Ella gets out of what she was messing with..hahahaha!
We have EXTREMELY loud neighbors here and we are on the lookout for a larger house in a...
Emmagail’s One Liners V.13
My mom asked Emmagail what her address was so she could send her a postcard and Emmagail says, “What’s your assdress?”
Luke told Emmagail he was going to work and she said, “Okay, call me on my kitchen phone if you need something you can tell me.”
Ella was asleep in her crib and emmagail asked me...
Emmagail’s One Liners V. 12
We’ve all been ill this week..ALL of us..SO, just a “mini” version of the one liners for this week….
Acting like she’s using her “powers” (Lava Girl Powers, that is) on Luke..Luke did it back and she said “Your powers weaken me.” then Ella starts running towards Emmagail acting like she has powers while using sound effects...
My Little Model..
Emmagail has been tough to photograph going on about a year now..I attempted some new shots of her last weekend. As frustrating as it was at the time, I think I captured how she is right now..full of fire. HA! She did all the posing herself..the 2nd one especially cracks me up!
With Molly, my Mom...